to the previous passenger in seat 34b…
dear fellow northwest airlines traveler,
i wanted to thank you for your kindness, generosity, and thoughtfulness to have left that dirty diaper in the seat back pocket. it was really the bright spot i so desperately needed in an otherwise dark and dreary day. i mean, seriously, after flying in the windowless last seat of an old DC-9 on my previous leg and having the inner ear bones shaken right out of my head, what i really needed was a lockaway core full of your child’s excrement. you are an amazing person, and i can’t wait until i get the rental car which you previously drove. i’m expecting you’ll leave some used condoms in the glove compartment, which will hopefully give me the DNA sample i need to hunt you down and shit in your mailbox.
cheers!
–j
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.