Archives for September 2007
so long, barry. thanks for being such a nice guy.
so wednesday night, i end up getting a call in the afternoon from my neighbor asking if i’m free and want to the final home game for barry bonds as a giant. i pretty much loathe bonds, but i love baseball, so i take him up on the offer. i get home and […]
good morning, but your panties are showing.
so i’m riding the train to work as i do every weekday earlier this week, and i grab a seat near the end of the train. the seats are in sets of four, with pairs of seats facing each other across a small table in between. i’m facing backwards on the western side […]
a billionaire took a dump next to me today.
i’m in the bathroom relieving myself of my 3 bottles of bubbly water so far today when all of a sudden i realize who’s in the stall next to me. it’s a super rich dude! do i continue my business, or duct tape his feet together from under the stall and extort cash […]
