a billionaire took a dump next to me today.
i’m in the bathroom relieving myself of my 3 bottles of bubbly water so far today when all of a sudden i realize who’s in the stall next to me. it’s a super rich dude! do i continue my business, or duct tape his feet together from under the stall and extort cash and lavish luxury items whilst suppressing his cries for help? being the nice guy that i am, i complete my task and go to wash my hands. today shall not be my day.
i can however attest that the feces of the rich do make a plopping sound just like yours and mine, and i am also pleased to report that the billionaire fully handwashes after completing said dirty business. kudos!
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