jim harbaugh is the man. period.
oh sweet wolverine bringer of dreams, you gave me such joys as the 1994-1995 indianapolis colts season, when you led the league with a 100.7 rating (first colt since ‘65 to do so) and gave us our first post-season win since 1971. despite the colts loss to the steelers in the 1995 afc championship, i still revered you as mangod when i served you at pizza express, where i spent years making big ten bargains and breadsticks all damn night long, and did not spit on your food. (for the record, no one ever spits on a pizza at that fine establishment.) you gave me such joy and i was sad to see you leave, but hey, we got peyton fucking manning now, dude. you were cool and all, but seriously.
anyhow, now i see that you have led 41-point underdog
stanford to an upset of those cocksuckers from usc, 24-23. you are too good to me, jim harbaugh. it troubles me greatly that we are both in palo alto now, for i would probably have to give you a very big hug right if i saw you. plus it kind seems like you’re stalking me, coming here from indiana after me. creepy.
but still, you’re awesome.









2 Responses to “jim harbaugh is the man. period.”
1 ange 14 March 2008 @ 12:02 pm
You worked at Pizza Express?? What years did you go to IU Bloomington? Which Pizza Express?
Did you know Marten Schellekens?
You might have even worked with my brother!!
2 jeffc 15 March 2008 @ 5:59 pm
i was pizza express. nuff said.
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