what the hell is this?

apparently, you’re some kind of social retard without a blog, a myspace page, or an address. yes, i mean a physical address. well, two out of three ain’t bad, so now with this wicked ass blog I am above the current standard for not being considered a drain on society. you may shower me with gifts, so long as they are not golden.

so what we have here, ladies and gentlemen, is what the kids are calling a “blog”, also known as a “weblog” to people who still call sauerkraut liberty cabbage. for those who prefer the comfort of an answer backed up by a recognized reference material, you may kiss my ass and refer to merriam webster, which defines “blog” as:

Main Entry: blog
Pronunciation: ‘blog, ‘bläg
Function: noun
Etymology: short for Weblog
: a Web site that contains an online personal journal with reflections, comments, and often hyperlinks provided by the writer
- blog·ger noun
- blog·ging noun

and THAT, my friends, is what the hell this is. now, if you’ll excuse me, i apparently have reflections to make and links to provide. hey — here’s one!