Archives for the 'stupid people' Category
r. kelly gives us a little ‘real talk’.
as if peeing on 15 year olds and midgets shitting on themselves wasn’t enough, r. kelly brings it again (props to my man joonho for the link):
(and for the record, i will not do any hatin’ on james the cheating cop from that “trapped in the closet” bullshit, since he plays Omar on “The Wire”. [...]
the funniest thing anyone’s said to me thus far in ireland.
so, my team at work has a little post-lunchtime ritual which is apparently an uncommon site here in ireland - we play hacky sack. typically, it’s a couple americans and a couple poles, and from the looks we get it seems no one has seen this activity here. you would think we were [...]
moral of the story - never pee at work.
so last night, i pulled a complete boner. i’m sticking around the office a bit late due to meetings and an impending dinner with friends who live fairly close to the office. it’s about 18.30 and my final colleague leaves the office, making me the only guy in the building for our company. [...]
wtf was that? a masturbating bunny?
…and yet another advertising moment gone horribly wrong. while a slightly different edited version seems to air here in ireland, on all the shitty u.k. channels which dominate the cable line-up, i thought i had noticed one before that the bunny in the video below has a little masturbatory session. you watch for [...]
additional proof that bacon is king.
be they the freedom or the french variety, fries are no match for bacon. need more proof? here ya go:
really doesn’t take a genius to know that a pig would beat a potato. unless that potato was shot out of one of these.
get out and VOTE. for obama. :)
as an undergrad at indiana university, i double majored in telecommunications and, somewhat unusually to most people as a white dude, african american studies. i left that program with what i’d think was a probably higher awareness of what race relations in the US were truly like, getting a fat dose of actual american [...]
how to celebrate halloween in ireland
yesterday was halloween here in dublin (and pretty much everywhere else, from my understanding of time). the irish seem to have a real penchant for fireworks when it comes to this holiday. walking home from work last night, i could have sworn we were being shelled by the english or that i’d stumbled [...]
way to save the world, ktvu.
tonight on the 10pm news, ktvu ran a story about hybrid cars and whether or not the added cost was really such a great deal for drivers or if it was a bunch of “hybrid hype”. the report included statistics which calculated that recouping the additional cost of buying a prius, for example, would [...]
my carp atonal is keelin me.
you know man, i didn’t even know i had me a case of it til i done read this amazon product review.
it’s really not nice to make fun of people, but when you confuse a passageway in the wrist through which nerves and the flexor muscles of the hands pass for music which does [...]
could you pee here?
i don’t know man, seems like a pretty reasonable request to me. i’m a man, over 30, plenty of experience urinating into a confined space (like coffee cups and desk drawers).
all joking aside, this is apparently too small of a target given the gigantically huge puddles of urine which i commonly find on [...]
