Archives for the 'stupid people' Category
way to save the world, ktvu.
tonight on the 10pm news, ktvu ran a story about hybrid cars and whether or not the added cost was really such a great deal for drivers or if it was a bunch of “hybrid hype”. the report included statistics which calculated that recouping the additional cost of buying a prius, for example, would […]
my carp atonal is keelin me.
you know man, i didn’t even know i had me a case of it til i done read this amazon product review.
it’s really not nice to make fun of people, but when you confuse a passageway in the wrist through which nerves and the flexor muscles of the hands pass for music which does […]
could you pee here?
i don’t know man, seems like a pretty reasonable request to me. i’m a man, over 30, plenty of experience urinating into a confined space (like coffee cups and desk drawers).
all joking aside, this is apparently too small of a target given the gigantically huge puddles of urine which i commonly find on […]
quote of the day, geek style
this one comes to us from jim on this season’s “beauty and the geek”:
you convinced me to wear pajamas and deoodorant.
and they say these guys don’t leave as changed men.
fire kelvin sampson? why ever hire kelvin sampson?
finally the iu athletic department has apparently come to its senses and relieved kelvin sampson of the job he never should have had. of course, not before paying him $750,000 (well, actually only $200k from their own pocket). wait — there’s no sense in that whatsoever. he committed the same terminable offenses he’d committed […]
“study says many studies suck”
i had to share this article which i found on sfgate.com. it’s not so much that i think it’s a well-written piece of journalism. actually, i kinda wanted to comment on it because i think it includes a sentence that is longer than any run-on i’ve ever been criticized for writing:
Sure, couples who can […]
best quote of the day
this comes courtesy of judge judy scheindlin (i think i got this down correctly):
there is nothing more unattractive than a woman who drinks and can’t control her mouth.
dude, that’s harsh.
so long, barry. thanks for being such a nice guy.
so wednesday night, i end up getting a call in the afternoon from my neighbor asking if i’m free and want to the final home game for barry bonds as a giant. i pretty much loathe bonds, but i love baseball, so i take him up on the offer. i get home and […]
good morning, but your panties are showing.
so i’m riding the train to work as i do every weekday earlier this week, and i grab a seat near the end of the train. the seats are in sets of four, with pairs of seats facing each other across a small table in between. i’m facing backwards on the western side […]
support for the forced sterilization movement
case in point - this guy, who is apparently a judge is suing for $54 million because some dry cleaners lost his favorite pants. according to another story:
It was May 2005 and Pearson was about to begin his new job as an administrative judge. He said in court filings he wanted to wear a […]
